Blogging Award: Dragon’s Loyalty Award

Blogging Dargon's Loyalty Award

So I’m pretty fucking shit at this whole blogging thing and also this award thing. Fortunately you guys are always kind enough to ignore my evidential lack of blogosphere knowledge and award me with awards that I really like even though I don’t fully understand them.

The ever fabulous and slightly perverted (in the non-creepy way) Vinnie was generous enough to nominate me for a Dragon’s Loyalty Award. Once again, I have no idea what that is. I was once loyal to this Dragon but he was a cunt and never paid me back the £20 he owed me so…

The criteria says I have to state seven interesting facts about me, so here goes.

  1. I swear profusely and get told I’m very unladylike. You know what I say? FUCK YOU.
  2. When I eat I divide all the different food into equal parts so I can have a little bit of everything for every bite.
  3. I got arrested for being drunk and “shouting & swearing” in front of children. Keeping it classy.
  4. I used to be obsessed with Alan Shearer.
  5. I have a birthmark on my stomach that is the shape of Brazil.
  6. My heritage consists of Scottish, Northern and Italian Romany Gypsy.
  7. Apparently everything I ever say sounds like a bitchy sarcastic comment – woo!

Okay, so not very interesting, but I find it incredibly hard to write about myself because LAME.

I’m not exactly sure how many people I should nominate, so I’m just going to put down some well-loved people and try not to leave anyone out.

1. Emma K Wall Explains It All

2. The IPC

3. Vern’s Video Vortex

4. Damian

5. Mel – The Creative Fox Den

6. Luke Abbott

8. The London Horror Society

21 Replies to “Blogging Award: Dragon’s Loyalty Award”

  1. Thanks for describing me as ever fabulous. Obsessed with Alan Shearer eh? In what way?

      1. Same here. If I remember correctly, cricket is your sport. Specifically Alastair Cook.

      2. Yes Cricket is my sport! Someone was bitching to me about Alastair Cook being shit at Cricket and I was like “Yeah, but he’s hotter than you so shut up!” Hahahaha!

      3. You go girl, standing up for him. I remember you saying he was “Fit as Fuck”.

      4. Definitely! Yes I did say that. Funnily enough there’s a guy who looks very very similar to him at the gym…. Maybe I’ll ask if he likes cricket!

  2. Love this Zoe!! Really did miss you loads ❤

    Love your bad language (FUCK YEAH!) and that thing about cutting your food up, so you have a bit of everything in every bite, is pretty amazing! I might try it! 🙂

    Thanks for the nomination you lovely bunny! That dragon sounds like a right cunt, best off out it and never lend money to anything with scales!!

    ❤ ❤ ❤

    1. Miss you loads too! Glad to be back with you all ❤
      Fucking fuck fuck shitttt! You should try it, it's wonderful! However it can take time and planning, which is not helpful when you're really hungry!
      That's okay m'love! You're very much deserving of it!
      Yeah x dragon was such a prick! Some scaly bastard lizard asked to borrow a DVD the other day & I had to turn him down! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ❤

    2. So I just replied to this but according to my comp, apparently I didn’t! I’ve really missed you too! Glad to be back ❤
      Fucking fuck fuck shit! my dad hates my language, but I think it adds some flare.
      Yes you should definitely try it! it can be pretty tedious, especially when you're hungry but it's so nice!!
      That's okay, you very much deserve it m'love 🙂 He bloody was! A scaly lizard asked to borrow a DVD and I had to say no! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ❤

  3. Thanks for the nom you sexy beast! Let’s see that birthmark!

  4. Again, so glad you’re back! Thanks ever so much for the nomination!
    I love eating multiple foods in the same bite, it’s like a favour surprise party happening in your mouth.
    Yay, Scotts.
    Everything I saw apparently sounds sarcastic too, even when I’m being dead serious. Oh well.

    Haha! Looking forwards to seeing more posts from you!!

    1. No worries – you deserve it!
      Yes, isn’t it just?! And every bite is just as delicious as the last so you’re never disappointed!
      We can be the sarcastic bitches together! It does make life hard as people get really offended haha! Thank you!

  5. I love a woman who is not afraid to curse( I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t) Thank you very much for the nomination. Once I begin writing again I will do a post on this. Would love to have you an episode of Film Pasture where it’s The Boys Vs The Girls for late August. Is your birthmark of the country or the Terry Gilliam flick. Either one would be awesome.

    1. Women swearing is the best! No worries at all, you deserve it. I’d definitely be up for that. Sounds very fun with Girls vs Boys. Just let me know the date etc and I’m there. I really wish it was the Terry Gilliam film now, but it’s the country.

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