Hottest Men in Horror: Lavished in Blood

As you’ve probably noticed, I’ve never written an article on here that was not film-focused and light hearted, so I thought I would entertain the hysteric masses of perverted women (and men) and do something a little different.

After some arousing conversation on Twitter regarding pictures of men covered in blood, I thought that I’d do a fun top ten of the hottest men in horror to be covered in blood. This has all stemmed from my excitement at seeing Andrew Lincoln bloodied after ripping a throat out, that was pretty incredible.

If you find enjoyment from this post, then I’ll do it again. Submissions welcomed!

10. Bruce Campbell as Ash in The Evil Dead

9. Dean and Sam Winchester

8. Cillian Murphy

7. Ethan Philbeck as Steve in Found

6. Iwan Rheon in Game of Thrones

5. Josh Brolin

4. Charlie Hunman

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3. Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Evan Peters in American Horror Story

1. Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead

You all knew I’d choose this because… What was I saying?

Thanks to http://hot-men-covered-in-blood.tumblr.com for giving me inspiration

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vinnieh says:

16/04/2015 at 17:21

Well that’s one eventful post to say the least. I knew you’d do a post like this and you delivered sister.

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1. The Film Fetishist says:
  
  16/04/2015 at 17:30
  
  Isn’t it just! Glad you enjoyed Vin! I had much fun researching 😉
  
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  1. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 17:31
    
    I’m sure your research was very pleasurable.
  2. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 17:41
    
    It was! There were so many men covered in blood :O
  3. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 17:41
    
    Your idea of paradise then.
  4. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 17:43
    
    Yes! I’m not sure if that makes me weird, but oh well 🙂
  5. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 17:44
    
    Each to their own kinky fetish.
  6. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:22
    
    I think it’s just because I love horror so much lol.
  7. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:22
    
    I had a feeling that had something to do with it.
  8. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:25
    
    Of course! I’m also a gore hound as you know so comes with the job!
theipc says:

16/04/2015 at 17:50

Very nice!

#bloodysqueezing
#slippery

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1. vinnieh says:
  
  16/04/2015 at 18:12
  
  I thought you were more of a blood and boobs guy Eric. Hehe.
  
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  1. theipc says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:13
    
    I am!
  2. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:16
    
    That could be a future post for Zobo to do especially for you.
  3. theipc says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:23
    
    That would be swell!
  4. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:24
    
    I’m sure she’d more than oblige.
  5. theipc says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:25
    
    Hopefully! I’m off to eat some lunch ~
  6. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:26
    
    Enjoy Eric.
  7. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:26
    
    Enjoy your munch!
  8. theipc says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:54
    
    I have munched and live to tell about it : )
  9. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 09:59
    
    Good lunch?
  10. theipc says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:02
    
    It was pretty good!
    
    #munchyou
  11. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:20
    
    Glad it was much enjoyed!
  12. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:19
    
    How was your lunch amigo?
  13. theipc says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:22
    
    Pretty good (for a change) : )
  14. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:23
    
    That’s good to hear, over here I’ve just finished my dinner of Chinese Takeaway.
  15. theipc says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:27
    
    Excellent! Nothing wrong with some Chinese every now and then…
  16. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:27
    
    Damn right.
  17. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:01
    
    Hahaha!
  18. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:01
    
    Jealous! i bloody love Chinese food 😛 Although, my salmon in a spicy honey glaze sauce with Chinese rice is better 😉
  19. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:01
    
    I’m entitled to a treat once in a while.
  20. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:05
    
    Of course! Do you like Thai? It’s fucking amazing too.
  21. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:06
    
    I’ve never had Thai, but I’ve heard amazing things about it.
  22. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:07
    
    Go have a Thai Vin, seriouslyyyyyy! If you like Chinese, you’ll love it!
  23. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:08
    
    I’ll take your word for it sister.
  24. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:25
    
    Doing it for you Eric!
  25. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:25
    
    Just for you Eric, I shall make a boobs and blood post 🙂
  26. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:17
    
    How’s your part going for our joint project?
  27. theipc says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:23
    
    It’s coming along very nicely!
  28. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:24
    
    That’s great, I’m sensing a bit of innuendo in that comment there Eric. hehe.
  29. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:26
    
    There is always an innuendo! In your end though…. But yes blood and boobs!
  30. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:27
    
    You got that right sister.
  31. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:25
    
    Which project is that one?
  32. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:26
    
    It’s a top secret, but I can say it’s gonna be raunchy.
  33. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:27
    
    I love secrets! Ooooo raunchy. I look forward to the project.
  34. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 18:28
    
    I’m sure it will be a ‘big’ surprise for you.
  35. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 09:59
    
    Looking forward to it!
  36. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 09:59
    
    Eric and I both aim to please.
  37. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:05
    
    Is it lots of mens bottoms?
  38. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:05
    
    I must remain tight lipped, can’y spoil the surprise sister.
  39. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:07
    
    Damn! When do I find out what it is?
  40. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:07
    
    The 25th of this month.
  41. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:13
    
    I won’t even be online 😦 I’m away!
  42. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:13
    
    I’m sorry to hear that, at least when you return it will be a nice surprise for you.
  43. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:10
    
    I’m actually off to a horror event where i’ll be getting tortured for 6 hours…. So I may never come back and see the surprise…
  44. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:11
    
    I’m worried for you, please come back alive sister.
  45. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:13
    
    I should be good – hopefully they don’t torture me too much. I’m sure I’ll come back alive! I may be a changed person, but still alive.
  46. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:14
    
    What kind of horror festival is this? I’m curious.
  47. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:17
    
    It’s not a festival, it’s a horror attraction – you know like FrightNight mazes at Thorpe Park? Well, it’s a six hour mental and physical endurance of simulated torture. Basically, (sorry if this is long in advance lol) there’s 10 players, we start with an elimination game where we have to compete in tasks against each other or like make other plays do the task. Then once you’re eliminated you go into ‘torture pods’ where you endure stuff like enclosed spaces, man handling, being gagged and bound, being submerged in water. It’s basically like an extreme event… And I’m going :O
  48. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:19
    
    Jesus, it sounds intense. I thought when you said you were going to be tortured, it was some kind of S&M sex party or something.
  49. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:22
    
    Hahaha, no, unfortunately not! Yeah, it will be intense. I’ll be writing a review and hopefully adding some video footage, so you’ll get to see me ha!
  50. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:23
    
    I look forward to reading that review, will certainly be eye-opening.
  51. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:28
    
    I’ll make sure to let you know when it’s up. Yeah, I think you might get to see me at my worst.
  52. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:33
    
    You go for it girl, you could try out some of those dangerous moves you’ve been practicing.
  53. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:51
    
    Haha, I reckon whilst tied up it would be quite difficult!
  54. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:53
    
    I hadn’t thought of that, hehe.
  55. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:26
    
    Though I’m sure you’ve been to an S&M event before right?
  56. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:29
    
    Of courrrrseeeee. Haha, nope, I have not!
  57. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:33
    
    Would you ever consider going to one?
  58. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:53
    
    Erm, I’m not too sure. I’d like to say I’d never say never but hmmm probably not lol. WOuld you?
  59. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:54
    
    Not the S&M part, but if it was a sex party, I would definitely consider it. What about you, sex party not your scene?
  60. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:00
    
    Oh, I get you! Would you? Fair play! I don’t think I’d enjoy a sex party – I’m more just one on one hahaha.
  61. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:01
    
    It would be an interesting experience to say the least.
  62. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:02
    
    I guess as a single male (I’m just guessing you’re single, sorry if you’re not!) it’s probably more appealing than to me lol
  63. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:07
    
    There is something appealing about it I’ll say that, even if the only time I’ve seen it is via porn, hehe.
  64. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:16
    
    See, I’ve not seen it in porn, nor watch that stuff, so probably why you’d like it and I would;t lol!
  65. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:18
    
    I don’t watch that much porn, honestly. Don’t judge me too harshly, I’m a good guy at heart, haha.
  66. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 17:48
    
    I’m judging you so harshly right now Vin… Haha, I don’t care how much porn you watch – what you do in your own time, ain’t none of my business!
  67. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 19:18
    
    Thanks for not judging me sister.
  68. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 19:20
    
    Talk to you soon sister, I gotta sign off now.
2. The Film Fetishist says:
  
  16/04/2015 at 18:24
  
  Hehe, can’t beat a bit of blood! #bloodhug
  
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thecreativefoxden says:

16/04/2015 at 19:20

I don’t know what it is about him, but I love Evan Peters! He has a “quality” that I can’t quite pinpoint but he’s wonderful 🙂

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1. vinnieh says:
  
  16/04/2015 at 19:27
  
  I don’t fancy him but I think I understand what you mean, he has that intensity to him.
  
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  1. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:39
    
    It’s a combination of that and he also seems like he can be so sweet and funny. *sigh* 🙂 🙂
  2. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:41
    
    It would appear to be that and many girls I know say he’s got a great ass, haha.
  3. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:43
    
    Haha! It’s pretty decent.
  4. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:44
    
    You rate it highly then? Well to be fair he has it out enough in American Horror Story.
  5. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:49
    
    This is true.
  6. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:50
    
    It must a clause in his contract, get your ass out for all the ladies to drool over.
  7. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:56
    
    Hahaha! Brings new meaning to the phrase, “Get your ass over here!”
  8. vinnieh says:
    
    16/04/2015 at 19:56
    
    Definitely, I must admit though, it is one fine ass.
  9. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:02
    
    He didn’t get his bum out too much! I’m more into his face… He looks remarkably like my boyfriend funnily enough, possibly why I like him so much ha!
  10. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:03
    
    Yeah but when he did get it out, it was a peach, hehe.
  11. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:05
    
    That’s true. I do like men’s bums but I’m more an arms and legs gal!
  12. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:07
    
    Just like I’m a boobs and ass kind of guy.
  13. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:07
    
    Sorry Vin – I think that’s all men!
  14. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:08
    
    But I’m not every man, hehe.
  15. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:13
    
    Trueeeee, but all I hear men go on about is tits and ass ha.
  16. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 10:14
    
    I think we’re just programmed that way.
  17. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:11
    
    Programmed to be dirty perverts!
  18. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:11
    
    Haha, you may have a point.
  19. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:13
    
    You know it’s true! Even those that may not verbally sati it, you know they’re thinking it!
  20. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:15
    
    I;m quite a respectable guy though.
2. The Film Fetishist says:
  
  17/04/2015 at 10:00
  
  I feel exactly the same! There’s just something about him that’s so wonderful. I think maybe he seems quite innocent but always plays nasty characters… Something like that, but yes he’s lovely 🙂
  
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  1. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 12:26
    
    Yes! That’s probably it. He seems like a sweetheart who has just been thrown a crappy hand in life and needs a hug.
  2. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 12:32
    
    I think he summed that up when he was discussing playing Tate in Murder House. He said something along the lines of “He could kiss you, or kill you.”
  3. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:12
    
    Pretty much the perfect man. I guess it’s that mix of sweet and innocent, with a dark and slightly dangerous side! Unpredictable.
  4. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:13
    
    Didn’t you say your boyfriend looked like him?
  5. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:14
    
    Yes, he does! Which is just wonderful!
  6. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:15
    
    I’m sure it is wonderful sister.
  7. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:33
    
    Exactly!
  8. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:39
    
    That must be why women like him so much then.
  9. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:20
    
    Definitely!
  10. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:23
    
    Evan Peters is definitely getting the love here on this site, and while I don’t fancy him, he does have a peach of an ass.
  11. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:28
    
    He is! Awh, none of the other men are getting the love 😦 At least you can appreciate the bottom.
  12. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:32
    
    Nothing wrong with giving credit to a finely sculpted ass.
  13. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:51
    
    That’s true Vin!
  14. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:52
    
    I mean girls always compliment one another on appearance, why shouldn’t us guys do the same?
  15. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:54
    
    We’re either complimenting or hating. Yeah guys should be able to do the same!
  16. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:55
    
    I just can’t help but compliment Evan Peters.
  17. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:00
    
    No you can’t!
  18. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 15:04
    
    Seeing as we’ve been discussing bums, you could do a post on it. Would definitely get a lot of views and comments.
  19. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:02
    
    Possibly, but I I’ll probably just stick to men with blood. My blog is already too NSFW as it speaks!
  20. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:03
    
    It would be fun though, I’m not complaining about the NSFW content. Plus, any excuse to admire ass, hehe.
  21. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:04
    
    I know you’re not, but there’s some people who see my blog that I’d rather not see the bums lol. You should do the ass post!
  22. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:06
    
    I completely understand we’re you’re coming from sister. I may have to do an ass post in the future.
  23. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:15
    
    My boss reads some of my reviews so have to keep it PC to a certain extent! Do it Vin – you’re great at those kind of posts!
  24. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:17
    
    Ooh, I get you. You don’t want your boss seeing a whole load of peachy asses.
  25. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 17:47
    
    Yeah, it probably wouldn’t be approved!
  26. vinnieh says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 19:19
    
    Most of the images would probably be blocked anyway.
  27. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:21
    
    Definitely!
  28. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:21
    
    I took your advice and did a post on asses. Hope you enjoy it.
  29. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:39
    
    Very much enjoyed Vin! You hit the spot with Kylie! You should have put Jen Selter in there though – doing it for us big bottomed gals.
  30. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:02
    
    Glad Kylie went down well. Sorry I will feature Selter in the future. Any of the guys do it for you sister?
  31. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:07
    
    Yes, she did! Awesome 🙂 Yes they did. Don’t know who the first guy is, but the Hemsworth brothers are rather purdy!
  32. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:10
    
    The first guy was Matt Bomer, wasn’t that a fine ass he’s got? As you said the Hemsworth brothers have finely formed asses.
  33. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:23
    
    Who is he? Yes, he has a pretty ass. They definitely do – must run in the family!
  34. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:50
    
    He’s an actor. Having a fine ass must definitely run in the family if those two are anything to go by.
  35. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:11
    
    Yes, completely. Maybe we should offer him lots of hugs? It would be our good deed 🙂 Have you heard about him being beaten by his gf Emma Roberts?
  36. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 13:32
    
    We should offer lots of hugs. It’s the right thing to do. I haven’t heard that! Seriously?
  37. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:20
    
    The cause for offering hugs is strong! Yeah, seriously! I hate to link to The Daily Mail, but it was the first article, have a look: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2366343/Emma-Roberts-arrested-domestic-violence-boyfriend-Evan-Peters-leaving-actor-bloody-nose-bite-mark.html
  38. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:33
    
    What!?! She bit him!? I can’t believe it. He’s so sweet. This makes me sad 😦
  39. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:52
    
    I know! It’s absolutely mental! Yeah, it makes me sad too 😦 It’s why when I watch AHS I just hate looking at her face.
  40. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 14:58
    
    I can’t believe it… I’m actually stunned.
  41. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:01
    
    Disgusting isn’t it. Some people are so cruel.
  42. thecreativefoxden says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:05
    
    They really are. Poor Evan Peters and everyone that deals with this kind of nonsense.
  43. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    17/04/2015 at 16:14
    
    Yes, it shouldn’t happen to anyone.
emmakwall says:

20/04/2015 at 13:46

Mmmm hmmmm honey (said in a sassy voice with a possible finger click!)

That is an awesome post Zoe!!!!! I love the way you’ve kept it relevant to your interests with the oh-so-cool idea of added blood!!! 🙂

I really like Cillian Murphy as you know! Wouldn’t kick Josh Brolin out of bed either….! Bruce Campbell is an inspired choice ❤

Can I add one? I know some of his films are shit but Cabin Fever does rock!!! And he's so fit…..(wait I'll send it on twitter – in which case if you see twitter first you'll think WTF is she sending me?!!)

I've been thinking I could do a pervy post soon, you've inspired me!!!

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1. vinnieh says:
  
  20/04/2015 at 13:48
  
  It’s a thumbs up from me for you doing a pervy post.
  
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  1. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:10
    
    Haha, hello Vinster!!
  2. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:10
    
    Have you got any ideas for this sexy post yet?
  3. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:12
    
    None at all! Care to help?
  4. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:13
    
    Nude women, sexy asses, man crushes, take your pick.
  5. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:16
    
    Maybe weird crushes? The people we fancy but shouldn’t! (Steve Buscemi is one of mine….well, 15 years ago anyway)
  6. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:17
    
    That’s an interesting idea, then again half of the people I fancy are sexy as hell.
  7. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:25
    
    Yeah but there’s gotta be someone who tickles your pickle that isn’t the ‘usual’ type?
  8. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:26
    
    Let me get back to you on that one Emma, gotta do some important things. Be back soon.
  9. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:48
    
    Okay Captain!
  10. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:50
    
    Ooh, Captain has really good ring to it.
  11. emmakwall says:
    
    21/04/2015 at 11:25
    
    Ooh hello Matron!
  12. vinnieh says:
    
    21/04/2015 at 11:25
    
    Ding Dong.
  13. emmakwall says:
    
    21/04/2015 at 11:35
    
    Haha! I can hear Lesley Phillips 🙂
  14. vinnieh says:
    
    21/04/2015 at 11:36
    
    Hehe, we’re such a naughty bunch of bloggers Emma.
  15. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:40
    
    There’s always one! My whole life has been a string of weird crushes. Even real life people ffs.
  16. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:22
    
    Haha! I love it!!!! You can’t deny a strange crush…..they’re better than sexy crushes sometimes……well at least I might actually have a shot!!!
    
    ❤
  17. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:24
    
    Sometimes they’re sexier than sexy crushes… How? Who knows! You’ve always got a shot! Loooking forward to the post 🙂 ❤
  18. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:32
    
    Thanks Zoe 🙂
    
    And I do make a pretty good point there don’t I!!!! (well, I’m speaking for myself here!!!)
    
    ❤
  19. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:35
    
    You make a very, very good point there! We all speak for ourselves, we have to – no one else is 😛 ❤
  20. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:39
    
    Do this one Emma! I could write you a long list of my odd crushes… including Gordon Ramsey!
  21. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:24
    
    We should definitely do this 🙂
    
    Gordon Ramsey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That did make me giggle!!!
    
    Sometimes I think I fancy Beast from The Chase………….
    
    🙂
  22. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:27
    
    We should!
    I have no idea why and my Dad got really annoyed at me for saying it hahaha! Ben Stiller used to be one too.
    The Beast from The Chase, omg, that is the funniest! When I first read it I thought you were going to say from Beauty and the Beast but the one from The Chase! you got to go on there now 😉
  23. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:34
    
    I have a friend who fancies the baddie (Gaston?) from Beauty and the Beast!!! Haha!!!!!!!!
    
    Ben Stiller I can understand! 🙂
    
    Haha, I’m laughing at myself with Beast from The Chase!!!! I think your ‘omg’ put it into perspective. I used to have a stupidly big crush on Shane Maguire from Shameless too (!!)
    
    We should do a joint post!!!!! ❤
  24. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:42
    
    Hahaha brilliant! I used to fancy Ash from Pokemon. How can a cartoon be hot? Ask your friend! lol.
    It’s just so random! Especially because I’ve watched that and never ever thought mmm The Beast! I’m going to watch it now and study him….
    I understand that one, he has something! I quite liked Tom O’Leary and the ginger one that was obsessed with Karen?
    I am up for a joint point! That would be really cool :)<3
  25. emmakwall says:
    
    21/04/2015 at 11:34
    
    I don’t know but now I’m thinking about Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid hahaha!!!!!
    
    I know, Beast is dreadful isn’t he!!! But he is brainy lol
    
    I remember the ginger one obsessed with Karen!!!! He ended up being a bit of a tosser (and went out with Mandy Maguire first?)
    
    Yeah I really liked Shane…in a really weird way he was like my ideal boyfriend!!! Haha!
    
    Definitely! let’s do this ❤
  26. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    22/04/2015 at 08:38
    
    Yeah he’s actually quite good looking! Oh my god, can’t believe we’re discussing hot cartoon characters haha!
    Yes, brains are super hot – I love nerdy guys!
    He did end up being a tosser – I think he turned out to be really really nasty actually.
    Hahaha I love it! You can’t beat a bit of rough, and he was quite a nice bloke under the trench coat1
    Yes, let’s do it ❤ Where do you want to chat about it? Where's best for you?
  27. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 14:38
    
    You always go straight to the rudest lol!
  28. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:01
    
    You know me too well.
2. The Film Fetishist says:
  
  20/04/2015 at 14:36
  
  I will forever have that image of you doing that in my head! It’s brilliant!
  Well, a few other horror loving girls and I were sharing pictures and I could see that we clearly enjoy the blood and men theme!
  Yes I know you do, that’s why he’s in there! He’s not overly my type but I knew you like him! Josh Brolin may be near my Dad’s age but he’s just beautiful. He’s probably the perfect man…. He reminds me of Josh Hartnett who is also my perfect man ha. Bruce may not be the hottest but he’s a legend! I’d sleep with him just for that fact.
  I got the picture and YES! HOW DID I NOT PUT HIM IN THERE? HE IS DAMN SEXY! I’m planning on making it a weekend endeavour so Eli Roth will be in there this week because you are so right!
  Do one! All the men do really pervy posts, so why shouldn’t we? And mine had no naked bits!
  
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  1. emmakwall says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 15:36
    
    Haha! I’m glad 🙂
    
    It was a great idea!!!! I love the idea of keeping up with the pervy men (ahem Vinnie!) and doing our own posts but it was a very clever touch keeping it on the right side of horror with the blood! 🙂
    
    OMG you’re so right!!!! Josh Brolin IS Josh Hartnett when he’s a bit older. Brolin is definitely fit! And Hartnett is even fitter 🙂
    
    I only thought of Eli Roth because there are a number of pictures of him covered in blood and I knew I’d seen some before (not because I was being a smart arse or anything…I’ve made it my business to look at pictures of him ha!).
    
    He is a bit of a ‘his & miss’ director but I love his big, hairy body haha!!!
    
    Thank you for including Cillian 🙂 he’s a bad, rude man! (I nicked that line from Spike from Buffy!!!!!)
    
    And yes just to say you’d slept with Bruce Campbell would be pretty cool!!! Same deal with say….Robert Englund? Haha!
  2. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 16:33
    
    Hahaha, yes! Thank you for thinking it was clever 🙂 I wanted pervy but for a reason!
    Hartnett is a babe – I met him once after seeing him a theatre production and I died. Just was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    It is now your new job to spend all day looking at Eli Roth covered in blood, I can appreciate that! I wish that was a paying job 😛
    Do you know what? I actually love all of Roth’s movies, there’s not been anything that I’ve not liked! I don’t know why everyone hates on him so much. That hairy bod, helloooo!
    Spike from Buffy is awesome! I love him too! Exactly! Same deal with Robert Englund, Morgan Freeman, Samuel J Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, etc etc!
  3. emmakwall says:
    
    21/04/2015 at 11:45
    
    That is so cool!!!!!!! Did he still have his neck mole? (I don’t know why I asked that question considering all the questions I could have asked!!!!) where was this? 🙂
    
    I’m not that bothered about the Hostel films, especially the sequel but I do really, really love (and champion!) Cabin Fever. I wish he made more quirky movies like that one, it was brilliant.
    
    I’d love for him to make his trailer Thanksgiving (from Grindhouse) too!
    
    And I must watch Hemlock Grove soon!!!!
    
    I have a really cool painting of him at home (Eli I mean) it’s so good, it looks like a photograph and his face is covered in blood! I’ll take a pic 🙂
  4. The Film Fetishist says:
    
    22/04/2015 at 08:44
    
    You asked because his neck mole is strangely sexy and we all know it! He was in a theatre version of Rain Man in London, and he came out of the back stage door to sign stuff and I was there waiting (with my mate and our mums, wasn’t cool at all). I wish I had been older so I could’ve chatted him up 😦
    I loved the first Hostel film and then they kind of just get a bit bland, but I’m not sure how many he actually directed. CABIN FEVER IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES! That movie is the dogs bollocks! I’m still waiting patiently for The Green Inferno – where is it?!
    Love that trailer too! All the Grindhouse trailers are just too badass – I want to go and watch it all now!
    I’ve not seen that either, but my friend said it’s amazzzzzingggggg, so let me know if it’s good 🙂
    Oh my gosh! Take a picture and show me yes please 🙂
  5. vinnieh says:
    
    20/04/2015 at 17:05
    
    I may be highly sexed but my images have class.
Zoë says:

21/04/2015 at 09:17

#ForScience – gotta love it!

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1. The Film Fetishist says:
  
  22/04/2015 at 08:36
  
  Always for science 🙂
  
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